I need some funny jokes!?!


Question: just tell me the funniest ones you know, but i think i have already heard every blonde joke there is


Answers: just tell me the funniest ones you know, but i think i have already heard every blonde joke there is

THE BEAR AND THE RABBIT!!..



Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.

The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

Yesterday after dinner my wife asked me to take out the trash.
I said,you cooked it,you take it out!

How come seagulls can't fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be baygulls (bagels)
lame, I know, but it's kinda funny

How does a turtle with no arms and no legs cross a highway?

Hint : Take the R out of free and the F out of way...

What do u call an old mexican lesbian?.....se?or eater: )

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

yo mama is so fat shee needs a boomorand to put on her belt



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