What was the funniest April Fools joke you heard of?!


Question: i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
These are some pranks and jokes ideal for April Fools Day.

1.

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I'm so sorry to hear you got fired ! " - Act surprised they didn't know yet.
2.

Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place.
3.

Place Cling-film over the toilet seat - an old prank but a good one !
4.

Ring your friend and pretend to be from the local GPs office. Tell them they might have Newcastles Disease ( a chicken disease - don't tell them that ).
5.

Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email newsletter.
6.

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.
7.

Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.
8.

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn't get the report in on time.
9.

Advertise your bosses job in the local newspsper - (Great if you want to get fired !).
10.

Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it.
11.

If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
12.

If you work in a restaurant, tell all employees that due to new fiar trade regulations, each serving of fries or chips must contain exactly 257 pieces.
13.

During lunch, say to your friend, "Sorry to hear about your partner, (pause) I suppose you had to find out about the affair sooner or later - the whole office knew about 2 months ago.".
14. Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.

15. Get access to another person's office, cubicle or room, and move the entire contents of it to another location or even just outside the door. Another variation is to turn all objects in the room the opposite direction.

16. Do a few replacements ... Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules !

17. If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets - the result next morning will be fun !

18. Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.

19. If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !

20. Switch the signs for Mens and Ladies toilets ... watch the fun !


Answers: i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
These are some pranks and jokes ideal for April Fools Day.

1.

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I'm so sorry to hear you got fired ! " - Act surprised they didn't know yet.
2.

Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place.
3.

Place Cling-film over the toilet seat - an old prank but a good one !
4.

Ring your friend and pretend to be from the local GPs office. Tell them they might have Newcastles Disease ( a chicken disease - don't tell them that ).
5.

Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email newsletter.
6.

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.
7.

Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.
8.

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn't get the report in on time.
9.

Advertise your bosses job in the local newspsper - (Great if you want to get fired !).
10.

Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it.
11.

If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
12.

If you work in a restaurant, tell all employees that due to new fiar trade regulations, each serving of fries or chips must contain exactly 257 pieces.
13.

During lunch, say to your friend, "Sorry to hear about your partner, (pause) I suppose you had to find out about the affair sooner or later - the whole office knew about 2 months ago.".
14. Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.

15. Get access to another person's office, cubicle or room, and move the entire contents of it to another location or even just outside the door. Another variation is to turn all objects in the room the opposite direction.

16. Do a few replacements ... Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules !

17. If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets - the result next morning will be fun !

18. Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.

19. If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !

20. Switch the signs for Mens and Ladies toilets ... watch the fun !

Gotta love the "i'm pregnant" one

use tooth paste on oreos and give them to friends

in wild 94.9

the dj [4got his name] & told his gf that ever since he met adnrea [4rom danity kane] he has been in lvoe and that he doesnt know who to choose
it was hilarious!

"mom, im really a guy."


:)

It was when my friend told me if i wanted gum( little pieces kind)then i said yes she gave it to me i pulled it out and there was nothing in it. After that my some of my friends(including the one who tricked me) went to trick other people.

"Why did u just tell me a joke?"
Me: Its April Fools
"No, its not"
Me: Yes, it is
"No."
Me: Yes
"No, I am sure its not"
ME" YES YES YES U HAVE 2 B STUPID NOT 2 KNOW THAT
"April Fools! U got all mad!!!!!

the best that ive heard of i actually attempted.. it was sooo funny!!

i hid about 7 alarm clocks around my sisters room in places that would be hard to find them
and i set them all to 3:35 AM [and to the loudest alarm settings as possible]
then right after she fell asleep i snuck into her room and screwed out all the lightbulbs in her room
then i used some things to help me lock her door from the outside
so at 3:35 AM all the alarms went off and woke her up from a deep sleep.she tried to turn the lights on but since i took the lightbulbs out and locked her door from the outside she had to search for all of the hidden alarm clocks in the dark...
hahah she wasnt so happy the next day.. but now she laughs about it and says she'll get revenge!

it was so funny.. i stayed awake in my room [next to hers] and just listened to her running around looking for the clocks in the dark.

yeah it was kinda mean but HEY april fools!

some body fell and i told them see you next fall

The best April Fool joke ive heard was written by the girl above me (xchristynx). She deserves the best answer! It remembered me the scene of the movie "Jackass" when they go in the dark to the Bam father room at midnight and have like lots of skyrockets make noise and wake him up.



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