BEST AWNSER if you make me laugh more than every one else does then i will give !
Question: here are the ruels!!! 1).the joke has to be short i will not read a joke that takes more than 15 lines. 2). you will be diqualified if you post more than one joke i dont care how funny they are.
thats all of the ruels, but i like blonde jokes, and dirty jokes, but if you obey the 2 ruels i will read your joke and if its good i will consider it, so good luck. this will end in atleast 4 hours or later so hurry up and post. 04/05/2008
Answers: here are the ruels!!! 1).the joke has to be short i will not read a joke that takes more than 15 lines. 2). you will be diqualified if you post more than one joke i dont care how funny they are.
thats all of the ruels, but i like blonde jokes, and dirty jokes, but if you obey the 2 ruels i will read your joke and if its good i will consider it, so good luck. this will end in atleast 4 hours or later so hurry up and post. 04/05/2008
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "sh1t" meant.
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a *****" mean.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
Next day he comes home a asks what does "f*ckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a *****, sh1ts on the table and mom and dad are upstairs f*ckin'".
Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, 'If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?'
Douglas replied, 'I would get in my helicopter and fly away!'
The doctor then asked, 'Where did you get a helicopter from?'
Douglas replied, 'The same place you got that ******* train!'
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A Stick
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first monkey
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was hit by tthe stick
ok fine..i made this joke by myself
The teacher announces the results of the students final grade of their exam..
Teacher: Morris, you got a 99% score for your exam.
Morris: Haha. I got 99%! In your face! You guys are just a bunch of stupid lowlife retards. Go home my loser classmates, you're just wasting your time here peabrains!
Teacher: The rest got 100%
^__^
your face
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kay wait here's another one
your mom
goes
to
college
just
so
you
know
i
am
breaking
your
rules
on
purpose
because
those
are
stupid
silly
rules
you
little
poop
hole
bye now
two blondes are supposed to meet 4 lunch. one of them is 3 hours late. when she walks in she says, " sorry i'm late i was in the mall and the power went out and i was stuck on the escalator." the other blonde says, "you retard....y didnt u sit down?"
i know not very original
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
-Spike Milligan
What do you think an 80 year old woman would taste like??
DEPENDS>>>
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"S.l.u.t!" he said, and dropped her.
If someone calls you crazy, don't mind,
if someone calls you duffer, relax,
if someone calls you stupid, be cool,
but if someone calls you "cute"
Give him a hit on his nose,
There must be a limit even for telling joke !!!
blonde brunet nd red head stuck on an isolate island, thinking how to get off, the brunet thinks of swimming she swims half way and dies, the redhead says to her self im a better swimmer so she decides to swim and dies 3/4 of the way the blondes says no one here i might aswell try she goes half way thinks to herself im not goin to make it so she swims back.
A car runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere. A bee fly buys and says what is the problem.. The driver says I ran out of gas..the bee says wait here after 30 minutes the bee returns with over 1000 of his friends. He tells the driver to open the gas tank and he does and all of the Bees fly in..an hour goes by and all the bees fly out..The bee say ok start the car and the driver started the car and it started right up...the Driver asked the Bee what did you put in my gas taken the Bee replied.........BP
WHAT WAS GOD'S REACTION WHEN
HE CREATED THE FIRST BLACK HUMAN??
**** I BURNED ONE!!
(no offense)
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
The white horse fell in the mud!!!
Get it - the horse got dirty!
One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named Kirk and Bernie started discussing their wives. Quickly the conversation moved on to orgasms.
Bernie asked Kirk, "Did you know that there are four different types of orgasms?"
Kirk replied, "Really? I had no idea. What are they?"
Bernie answered, "Well, they are the Positve, Negative, Religious, and the Fake."
"What's the difference? asked Kirk.
Bernie replied, "The Positive goes, 'Oh yes! Ooh yes!' The Negative goes, 'Oh no! Oh no!' The Religious goes, 'Oh God! Oh God!' And, the Fake one goes, 'Oh Kirk! Oh Kirk!'"
hope u like it. 10 points please
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT PPL JOG AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE.
=D LAWL
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u answer urself
wish u funny
first of all the rules are rules ok? thats funny but you have to be able to laugh at yourself!