The Miracle of Toilet Paper...?!


Question: Fresh from the shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband of my breast size...Instead of his normal..."it's not so"...He tells me to start rubbing toilet paper in between them and they will grow.

I began doing it and asked "How long will it take?" "A few years, if not sooner" he says.

I stopped, "Do you really think rubbing toilet paper between my breasts will work, if I do this for a few years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didnt it?"

<<<<POW!!>>>>

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw!!

Stupid, stupid man!


Hey, it's friday...I thought we all could use some lightening up!!

Heh, heh...Smile...Peace!


Answers: Fresh from the shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband of my breast size...Instead of his normal..."it's not so"...He tells me to start rubbing toilet paper in between them and they will grow.

I began doing it and asked "How long will it take?" "A few years, if not sooner" he says.

I stopped, "Do you really think rubbing toilet paper between my breasts will work, if I do this for a few years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didnt it?"

<<<<POW!!>>>>

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw!!

Stupid, stupid man!


Hey, it's friday...I thought we all could use some lightening up!!

Heh, heh...Smile...Peace!

now that explains so much! lol u get star!!!

lol! hav a star

lol that is really funny. thanks.

cute...star...

hehe! great miracle!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! Star for you! Just one question Sweetie did it work on his butt as well? I mean he uses the same toilet paper doesn't he???
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Lol, that's funny! :-)

now THAT was funny LOL

Thats so funny. Have a star :)

CUTE THANKS STAR FOR YOU

Sister you should be telling that man (boy) that things need a bit of attention to grow, so the more foreplay the twins receive, the more fun they like to have, and when the twins have fun, we have fun... but if the twins are sore of hurt... well, tell him to rub his with the TP and see if it works as well....

LOLOLOLOLOL Thanks, Mommy!!!



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