Is this funny? (dont open if easily offended)?!
Question: A man was walking home one night through the park when he hears a voice from behind the bushes. "You want a date mister?" He says "No thanks, I'm married" The voice replies "She'll never know & it's only $20". He thinks to himself, It is only $20 & the wife will never know, what the heck. He goes into the dark area behind the bushes & they start doing the act.
A passing policeman hears them going at it & goes into the dark area to investigate. As he shines his flashlight on the two He asks "What exactly is going on here?" The man replies its ok officer, me & my wife here are having a little fun. "Oh, the officer replies, I didnt know she was your wife, sorry" The man says "Me either until you shined that d*mn flashlight on us!"
thanks for the star if you chuckled.
Answers: A man was walking home one night through the park when he hears a voice from behind the bushes. "You want a date mister?" He says "No thanks, I'm married" The voice replies "She'll never know & it's only $20". He thinks to himself, It is only $20 & the wife will never know, what the heck. He goes into the dark area behind the bushes & they start doing the act.
A passing policeman hears them going at it & goes into the dark area to investigate. As he shines his flashlight on the two He asks "What exactly is going on here?" The man replies its ok officer, me & my wife here are having a little fun. "Oh, the officer replies, I didnt know she was your wife, sorry" The man says "Me either until you shined that d*mn flashlight on us!"
thanks for the star if you chuckled.
lol yes i did more than chuckled i laughed and my boyfriend did also. your are most welcome for the star!
i liked it
been told.
It was pretty good!
Here's your star:
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funny
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That is actually really funny!! Horrible, but funny! Got any others?
Eh, not bad. pretty good.
hahahahah!!
hilarious!!!
dont find it offensive at all... keep ur jokes coming!!
HAHAHAHAH!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lol
lol. I didnt get it at first. But then I did. So now I do. its thats like really funny!!
Heard it before, but it made me smile!
niceeeeeeeeeeeeee
i didnt get it at firstt i had to read it againnn.lol
but i kinda still dontt but thats okayy ill give you a star :)
"cute"
Have a star, the joke was cute too,..
Not bad!
haha
haha
Good one.
Star for you!
yes it was funny. -blurey
lol..i didnt get it till i read it a second time
That's a great one!! Star for you mister!!
good one !!
Yep that made me chuckle, :)