A Scottish on his deathbed?!
Question: a scottish is on his deathbed
-Mother, r u here?
-Yes i'm here
wife,r y here?
-Yes i'm here
-Kids r u here?
Yes we here
Then why r the lights turn on in the kitchen?
Answers: a scottish is on his deathbed
-Mother, r u here?
-Yes i'm here
wife,r y here?
-Yes i'm here
-Kids r u here?
Yes we here
Then why r the lights turn on in the kitchen?
The danged tightwad!
Star*
im not even going to waste an answer on this unfunny joke and.... w8, damnit
I think that old mate above me missed the point!
Made me laugh!
couldda said "Bairns are you here?", instead of kids, but I guess then even more people would have been confused...
;)
lol. star for you!