Funny Jokes???? What is the funniest joke you've heard????!
Question: Best Answer for the funniest joke!!!!!!
Answers: Best Answer for the funniest joke!!!!!!
ok so 3 mental patients escaped from a mental clinic,
3 of them decide to jump off a building
the first one jumps off and says god save me and god does
the 2nd does the same and gets the same fate of being saved by god
however the 3rd guy was a little bit drunk and instead he jumped off saying god "shave" me.
so god shaved him and before you know it there was a naked guy that fell splat on the pavement below the building!
why do blondes smile during thunder and lightening storms?
they think someone is taking there picture!
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
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feel free 2 contact me i have hundreds of jokes
This guy pulls up to his friend's house in a big brand new truck and his friend asks, "Wow where did you get that nice truck?" The guy then goes, "Well Donna took me into the woods last night, took her clothes off, and said ..take what you will. So I took the truck!" Then the friend says, "Yeah, them clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
How do you confuse an idiot?
56.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The barman asks, "Doesn't that hurt ?" to which the pirate replies, "Aye! It's been drivin' me nuts all day!"