A little bit of humour...............?!
Question: little april was asleep in class, the teacher decided to catch her out and asks "tell me april, who created the universe?", when april didnt stir her friend little johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen, "god almighty" shouted april, a little later the teacher asks her "who is our saviour"? johnny again prods her with a pen and april shouts "jesus christ", the teacher was determined to catch her asleep and asks "what did eve say to adam after she had their 23rd child?" johnny agains comes to the rescue and jabs april who screams "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONCE MORE, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOU ****!!! the teacher fainted
Answers: little april was asleep in class, the teacher decided to catch her out and asks "tell me april, who created the universe?", when april didnt stir her friend little johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen, "god almighty" shouted april, a little later the teacher asks her "who is our saviour"? johnny again prods her with a pen and april shouts "jesus christ", the teacher was determined to catch her asleep and asks "what did eve say to adam after she had their 23rd child?" johnny agains comes to the rescue and jabs april who screams "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONCE MORE, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOU ****!!! the teacher fainted
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LOL Brill, well done, can only give you One star though
Thanks for that Deep Down and Dirty Belly Laugh - LOL
ha-ha. good one
i think i've heard it before anyways
really funny!!
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A funny joke at last !!!!phew !!LoL.
Lol that was very funny
haha love it. it's the best one i've heard in years * for you
First, you need to capitalize: God Almighty, Savior, and Jesus Christ.
lol
Lol thts a classic but still hillarious i heard it man in a church but thats good
The teacher didn't faint did she... you made that bit up didn't you?
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very good thanks
rly rly old but always good
Haha Halariouse!
Here have a star xD
Have fun.
LOL, thanks
haha your funny..
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Haha, that's pretty funny. :D
That was really funny! but i think i have heard it before.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! I could shower you with stars for this one Sweetie!!!
keep it up grt job
hahahaha
really a good one
Classic, baby doll, classic!! Give that woman a star.
Very funny
thanks for the laugh
hahaha.. now thats funny
When I was reading this, I tried guessing what she'd say the second time before going on, and I thought she'd say "God Almighty" again, but I was wrong.
Then I tried guessing on the third, but I couldn't think of anything, so I went ahead and read it and started CRACKING UP out loud. My mom came over to see what was so funny, she thought it was hilarious too. lol
Ahhh man that was too funny. Trying to stay in my chair over here.
LMAO!! I don't care who you are, now that's funny !!!!
lol
this is a good one
That`s ace have a star,,,