Something you might not EXPECT!?!
Question: A LAME joke competition!
THAT"S right LAME!
The lamest joke wins!!! It can't be random stuff, it has to be a joke!
Here's mine
What did the chicken say when he layed a cube egg?
Ouch!
Answers: A LAME joke competition!
THAT"S right LAME!
The lamest joke wins!!! It can't be random stuff, it has to be a joke!
Here's mine
What did the chicken say when he layed a cube egg?
Ouch!
what happened to the frog who had a nervous breakdown?
He got toad away!
I kno its sad rite?
ahaha =)
Heres mine;;*
There was a class in school. The teacher was discussing, farm animal noises. She asked Martin, what noise does a cow make. Martin Replied.. Moo. The teacher then asked Layla, what noise does a dog make.. She replied Woof, woof.
Then the teacher finnally asks Curtis-Leroy what noise does a pig make. He replies.. ''Whats In The Bag Mother fUckerr''
Lol sorry if you dont get it
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what did the mango say to the other mango
mango
that was lame, no star.
Q: what do you call 4 matadors in quicksand?
A: quatro sinko
grammar:
if one man is called man
what do you call 2 man?
MEN
HOW ABOUT IF THERE WE'RE 4 MANS??
HUMANS !!! BWAAHHAHA LOL
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
why would a pine tree work at an ice cream shop...he never runs out of cones
A man walked into a bar... ouch
What did the chicken say when it crossed the road?
They'll be guessing why I this for a long time.
hi,here is one for you.did u here the one about the irish woodworm,it was found dead in a brick.ha ha.brian
A patient at a plastic surgeon
so how old r u?-asked the doctor
I'll be 40 in a month
hahhaha-I like ur optimisem-answered back the doctor
"pour patient"
which man wheres the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head
A quickie and a not-so-quickie...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa. Bad-a-BING!!
A man takes his dad, age 76 and from the Old Country to Yankee Stadium one Sunday. The old man has never seen a baseball game before, but he's having a great time cheering and everything.
"Who'sa dis guy?" he asks his son.
"That's Johnny Damon, Pop." Damon grounds a base hit up the middle, and takes off for first base.
"Run-a Johnny, run!" the old man yells.
"OK, who'sa dat?" he asks again.
"That's Derek Jeter." Jeter lines a shot off the wall, and runs down the baseline.
"Run-a Derek, run!" cheers the old man.
"Now who'sa dis?"
"That's Alex Rodriguez, Pop. He's the best player on the team, and everyone calls him A-Rod." Rodriguez draws a walk, and starts to trot down to first.
"C'mon, A-Rod, run-a hard!" the old man yells again.
"He can't run, Pop. He got four balls."
The old man thinks for a second, and says, "Den walk-a proud, A-Rod, walk-a proud."
Does that rate a "Pee-You" or what?
What did the poor man say to his rich uncle?
"We were so poor at Christmas, that if we didnt cut holes in our pockets, we would have nothing to play with..."
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Edit: OMG I just saw the answer before me! Thats SO cute... I love it...especially the part with my man in it...hahah....
I think I might take that joke...thats cute.
""OK, who'sa dat?" he asks again.
"That's Derek Jeter." Jeter lines a shot off the wall, and runs down the baseline.
"Run-a Derek, run!" cheers the old man."
Awwww......you made me miss him even more now...
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the express way?
A: Because it had no guts!
Ahahahaha...it's so lame...!