Jokes look?!
Question: dose any1 know any
Answers: dose any1 know any
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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Ok there is this guy trying to get through the border,the guy at the border says if you make a sentance with green pink and yellow Ill let you through.So the next day the guy comes back and says I made my sentance,The phone went green green I pink it up and said "Yellow!"
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IRISH DAUGHTER,your joke is FUUUUNNNNNNY!
you deserve 10 points!
my joke:
What do you call a pair of robbers?
Knickers!!
soooo DRY!
Sherlock Holmes and his companion Skip are on a mission.
they are camping overnight in a field.
they are both asleep until Sherlock Holmes wakes up and nudges his friend.
"Skip!" he says "When you look up at the sky what do you see?"
Skip yawns and replies "I see the Milky way, and the Big Dipper, and all of Gods creation!"
and Sherlock Holmes cries "NO! YOU IDIOT! Someone has stolen our tent!!!"
Enjoy!
Your mum's so stupid, she got ran over by a PARKED car.
Your mum's so ugly, she makes blind children cry
Your mum's so fat, whenever she wears yellow and black and crosses the road, people shout "TAXI!!"
(No offense targeted to blind people)