God created ......................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow ?!
Question: God created the donkey and said to him :
You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years". God granted his wish.
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God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 year
Answers: God created the donkey and said to him :
You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years". God granted his wish.
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God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 year
haha! if you'll notice, this is just one fact about life... no offence but some of you guys are over reacting, she is not trying to make fun of god... she just think that this story was funny, and she want to share it just to leave a smile on our face... =)
for me it was funny, keep it up, and star for you! =)
This is not very funny..
i do believe that you forgot part of the joke. like maybe the punchline
this is sad. not funny. but kinda true.
Marmor is right..
i heard this one a few years back and i have to say it's accurate. plain and simple. it is funny to me.
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very good.
Yes, that is what life is all about.
it is more sad than funny.
ABSOLUTELY GREAT ONE... loll starring you..
hi hi hi thats a nice one lol
you've indirectly pointed out the fact of life. And i dont think expressing the correct views is something wrong like what others said! I liked it and you deserve a star for this one.
It is not a joke but very true, kind of like a fact.
i don't think making jokes and the Almighty God is mentioned in , is something funny..u shouldn't have done that!