I will give you 10 points if you write a funny poem or joke.?!


Question: One bright morning,
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys,
came out to fight.
They stood back to back
and faced eachother,
drew their swords and shot one another.
The deaf policeman
heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If you don't believe me
i swear it's true,
ask the blind man,
he saw it too!


Answers: One bright morning,
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys,
came out to fight.
They stood back to back
and faced eachother,
drew their swords and shot one another.
The deaf policeman
heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If you don't believe me
i swear it's true,
ask the blind man,
he saw it too!

?Temperamental? has a really good joke! Check it out!

LOL! To the first answer!!
Ahahaha hers was best! Lol

A blind man walks into a pub. He sits down and, speaking to thin air says " Bartender. Would you like to hear a blonde joke?" The Bartender turns around, his golden hair flowing in a graceful arc behind his head. "Excuse me?", he says.
The blind man repeats his question,"Would you like to hear a blonde joke?"
"Before you say that joke, there are two things I think it would be best if you knew," said the bartender.
"First, I'm 320 pounds, Blonde, and a black belt."
"Second. The two men sitting at that table beside you are both blonde. One is a Marine Gunnery Sergeant, the other is a particularly nasty Drill Instructor."
"So, do you still want to tell that joke?"
"No."
As the bartender starts to say "Wise move", the blind man can be heard to say "...Would Suck if I had to explain it five times, anyway."

i think youu`ve heard this one before...it just sounds awesome:
best friends are like bumcheeks, they stick together while the sh__ comes through xD
weird ayy?

If by "write", you mean it has to be an original joke, then nobody has the correct answer so far. Be careful when looking for funny jokes, though. Just remember that every time you laugh at a sick or perverted joke, a midget falls down a flight of stairs.

theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."



When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then it cuckooed four more times,cleared it's throat,then burped, cuckooed another three times then farted.....

borrowed this one:

There are sleepy farts
and weepy farts,
Sneaky ones and streaky ones,
squashy ones and frothy ones,
They come in clusters
or can be gut-busters,
Some are pre-booked
and some are pre-cooked,
Or the dutch oven variety
can trigger sobriety
Or worse, a divorce,
which is not on, of course,
So check what you eat
so that you might beat
That damning affliction
which lacks refined diction,
Throw out the baked beans
and find other means,
Don't be a plodder
get rid of fart-fodder,
Bring back the romance
to the bedroom of chance,
No more of the farting,
no more of the parting
Of cheeks in the night
with all of your might,
Try passionate kisses,
no more hit and misses,
Deny the foul odour,
don't be an exploder,
Just try to impart
to your beloved sweetheart
Romance a-la-carte…
instead of a fart

not a poem or joke,but its funny,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7yR1xcsy...



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories