What is the stupidest thing you have ever done ?!


Question: There are so many, I did this today.
I cleaned out Lisa's car the other day, before I parked it back on the street, because, it is going to get towed soon, and I did not want her personal possesions going to the junkyard guy.
Anyway among these possesions was an electrified Bug Swatter, like a little tennis raquet, only with volts. Now she swore to me, this thing did not work, she had tried it, she said. Several times. I decided to try it again.
I put the batteries in, figured out how to work it, and went looking for a fly, or, something. I was not even sure the thing was working. The little red light came on, but Iwas getting no action man.
Then, I get this bright idea ! Hey, stick your tounge on it ! Oh My God ! I have never been zapped like that in my life.The first two inches of my tounge were numb for, like two hours. My Mom was standing there, watching it, and she didn't even try to stop me. She just stood there and laughed. Don't do that man.
Scott


Answers: There are so many, I did this today.
I cleaned out Lisa's car the other day, before I parked it back on the street, because, it is going to get towed soon, and I did not want her personal possesions going to the junkyard guy.
Anyway among these possesions was an electrified Bug Swatter, like a little tennis raquet, only with volts. Now she swore to me, this thing did not work, she had tried it, she said. Several times. I decided to try it again.
I put the batteries in, figured out how to work it, and went looking for a fly, or, something. I was not even sure the thing was working. The little red light came on, but Iwas getting no action man.
Then, I get this bright idea ! Hey, stick your tounge on it ! Oh My God ! I have never been zapped like that in my life.The first two inches of my tounge were numb for, like two hours. My Mom was standing there, watching it, and she didn't even try to stop me. She just stood there and laughed. Don't do that man.
Scott

Wow. That's pretty dumb alright! For me, I'd have to say it is a tie between two things:

1. I drag-raced a neighbor kid at 80 mph through the middle of the small town we lived in on the way to school one day when I was in high school. We are VERY lucky that one, the cops in this small town were lazy and nowhere to be found, and two, we didn't get ourselves killed like we deserved.

2. I was at a county fair and I let myself get suckered out of $128 by one of those con-men "games" they have. The deal was this: if you could bounce a ball off this wall and drop it in the bucket below 10 times, you not only won a prize, but they would give you your money back. And you could have as many chances as you wanted! It did not have to be consecutive or anything. They even let you have free practice shots that didn't count, and when you started, it turned out to be EASY. I got 5 out of my first 6 shots. Then I started paying, and got like 9 of them on my first $8. Then all of a sudden, magically, I couldn't make one to save my life. I kept doubling my money and doubling my money trying to get that 1 last ball in. I don't know what was more stupid, betting $128 on a stupid prize I couldn't win or not calling the cops. The thing was obviously rigged.

man that was idiotic, once when i was younger i had this balloon hat and i was walking down the sidewalk and the hat blew away, i ran across the street in front of a driving car, ony to find out that it was so far away that i couldn't get it- that wasn't my brightest moment

OO I would be laughing but I do to many of those things!
I do these things on a daily basis!

Ok like here are some of the thing ive done *recently*:

1) visited newfoundland and went well tried to go swimming in the ocean... I didnt know it could give you hypothermia i thought that was only in the middle.

2)Talking to my crush today and I was being all smooth and then i dropped my pencil and when i went to pick it up my foot moved and i slipped on the pencil in front of me.

3)laser tag.. thats all im gonna say

4)Put my finger in a fan

5)spilled cake mix on my teacher

6)baught a tamagatchi

When I was a teenager I hated having red hair. So, I decided to dye it; I had a streaked mass of black, brown, some red still peaking out -- it was hideous. When my mom saw me, she took me to a beautician and had my hair worked over so it was back to natural.

And I got a firm lesson about playing with my hair color... that I respected as long as I was a teen.

When I was a little kid, I was sometimes bad and usually my Dad spanked me which hurt. One day my Dad wasn't home, so my mom spanked me...which didn't hurt! Instead of counting myself lucky I stuck out my tongue at her and said "Nah! Nah! Didn't even hurt!!!!" My mom said .."Well in that case I will now call your father home so he can spank you too, and that one WILL hurt!" My sister told me I was so stupid, which I was.

i was running late for the school bus so i just grabbed my backpack and had my p.e. clothes in my hand. the bus stop is only like five houses from my house so i made it. when i got to school i couldn't find my shorts and i only had my shirt. when i got off the bus stop i was walking to my house when i saw something on a tree. my shorts got caught on a branch. lol. i felt like a retard.

Wasnt exactly me personally but I felt like it was!

I was out one night with some girlfriends and we decided to go get pizza. Simple enough!

Anyway, we decided to let the birthday girl choose so she stood there and looked up at the options and then said in a very confident voice " can we please have a large SILICON pizza?"

She meant SICILIAN!!!!

I nearly died of embarrassment!



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