"Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal !
Question: A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Mary stands up and says "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and I'm telling my parents who will tell the head master and he will have you fired!"
The teacher ignores her out burst and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?"
One boy, Timmy, raises his hand and says "the part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
"Very good Timmy" the teacher replies. He then turns to Mary and says "I only have three things to say to you young lady.
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer.
Three, one day you're going to be very, very disappointed."
Answers: A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Mary stands up and says "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and I'm telling my parents who will tell the head master and he will have you fired!"
The teacher ignores her out burst and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?"
One boy, Timmy, raises his hand and says "the part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
"Very good Timmy" the teacher replies. He then turns to Mary and says "I only have three things to say to you young lady.
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer.
Three, one day you're going to be very, very disappointed."
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haha! i like that, it was cute and funny!
haha i like it :o)
He he he, very good, lol.
I got that right.
can i have a medal for the new millenium too?
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Lol, very funny!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!
10/10!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL That was sooooooooo funny. Have a star.
Poor girl knew it all at 12,must b reading playgirl
lol! That was a good one!
very good
Speak for yourself.
very good thanks
XD nice one
Thanks for the laugh
hahahaha... i love what timmy said to mary.