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Question: A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Mary stands up and says "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and I'm telling my parents who will tell the head master and he will have you fired!"
The teacher ignores her out burst and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?"
One boy, Timmy, raises his hand and says "the part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
"Very good Timmy" the teacher replies. He then turns to Mary and says "I only have three things to say to you young lady.
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer.
Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
Answers: A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Mary stands up and says "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and I'm telling my parents who will tell the head master and he will have you fired!"
The teacher ignores her out burst and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?"
One boy, Timmy, raises his hand and says "the part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
"Very good Timmy" the teacher replies. He then turns to Mary and says "I only have three things to say to you young lady.
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer.
Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
HAHAHA. Thanks for a good big laugh. That made my day! Funny thing is, I was thinking the exact same thing as the girl. =)
hahahah. that was good :)
rotflmaoooooooooooooooooo i love it, i would have been mary except i would have said it's something i love lol peniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis poor perverted me
funnny lol
LOL!!! love it.
funny, that made me smile
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haha I was thinking the same thing as Mary