Prison vs Work!!Star if you like?!


Question: IN PRISON:You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK:you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle

IN PRISON:you get 3 free meals a day
AT WORK:you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON:you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK:you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK

IN PRISON:a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you
AT WORK :you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON:you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK:you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON:you get your own toilet
AT WORK:you have to share

IN PRISON:they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK:you can not even speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON:all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all
AT WORK:You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary!

So,GO KILL UR BOSS!(Lol..jk)

Have a great week!?


Answers: IN PRISON:You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK:you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle

IN PRISON:you get 3 free meals a day
AT WORK:you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON:you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK:you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK

IN PRISON:a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you
AT WORK :you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON:you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK:you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON:you get your own toilet
AT WORK:you have to share

IN PRISON:they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK:you can not even speak to your family and friends

IN PRISON:all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all
AT WORK:You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary!

So,GO KILL UR BOSS!(Lol..jk)

Have a great week!?

ROTFL! goooood one!

I still prefer my work

i think work would be safer still. you dont have to worry about what your bunk mate thinks of your butt(cliche) and you dont have to worry about getting killed in the yard of the prison.

I have never been to prison and i dont plan on going.

golden oldie i have loved this one for 10 years

i read this in a book.
i like this joke a lot!
starred!

nice!
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Great collection ....lol

PROBS WORK CAUSE U DONT GET RAPED LOL

AND IT WOULD BE KOOL TO UNLOCK DOORS MAKES USEEM IMPROTANT LOL

I SHALL STAR

haha! don't let that get out! crime rate is already high enough LOL

lol, i never thought of it that way. There are probably more reasons a job is better but it's a good joke, star.

Your comparison is funny. I know from my husband what prison was like. He was a bad boy at 18 and did 4 yrs. It's nothing like the movies and TV shows.

P:You do as your told and leave your cell when allowed
W: You can go home at the end of the day

P:The food is nasty and small portions
W: You can eat food you enjoy eating

P: You can get time added for bad behavior
W: You can find a job with less hassle

P: The guards are not always nice people, some times you have to watch out for them too
W: Your security pass can open the door to the outside and freedom

P: You have to buy your TV and the only games I've heard of was card games, your things can be stolen
W: More people do this and don't get caught

P: You share a toilet and showers with nasty people
W: It is enclosed so no one can watch you do your business

P: You family and friends don't always come to see you and when they do, they have to go through a lot of red tape to get in to see you, then you are watched the whole time
W: They are waitimg for you when you get off of work and leave your job

P: It's not a luxury vacation, if you work a job in prison you get paid a very tiny amont of money, plus your family has to give you money for commisary-tooth brushes and paste, combs, socks, shoes, underware, razors, soap, all the common necessities
W: You are paid well and have the freedom to go and spend it where ever you like

I'm not dogging your joke, just wanted to show you my comparisons to it.

thats so cool a star for you

I'm going to go commit a crime.!!!!!

gosh,Prison sounds soo much better?

now,where should i start?
lol,have a star.

but there is a big thing that we get out of the rpison and that is we get pure air, we get to see the world we get nature.

Nice one.
I think work is best because in prison you can get no where and at work you at least have some chance to get ahead and maybe make something of yourself.



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