A couple of jokes I heard today what do you think?!


Question: Please dont be too oversensitive or serious its only a bit of humour.

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An old couple in church, during the service she whispers

"I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?

He says "Put a battery in your bl*ody hearing aid"

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The Viking God Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend making love to a woman.

Monday morning he says to her

"I am Thor",

She replies "Your Thor I cant even pith".
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A woman asks her husband,

"How can I get bigger breasts?"

Her husband replies,

"Try rubbing toilet roll between them it seems to work on your ar*e"
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Answers: Please dont be too oversensitive or serious its only a bit of humour.

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An old couple in church, during the service she whispers

"I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?

He says "Put a battery in your bl*ody hearing aid"

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The Viking God Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend making love to a woman.

Monday morning he says to her

"I am Thor",

She replies "Your Thor I cant even pith".
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A woman asks her husband,

"How can I get bigger breasts?"

Her husband replies,

"Try rubbing toilet roll between them it seems to work on your ar*e"
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hahaha they are really funny!!!!!!!!!

you idiots the 2is "your sore i can't even piss"!

thanks they made me laugh!

lol to the first and third
but i dont get the second =]

hahaha i like 1 and 3 i just dont get 2 1 but i m sure its funny when u clarify it

those are to cute and funny..

funny

LOL..........



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