A couple of jokes I heard today what do you think?!
Question: Please dont be too oversensitive or serious its only a bit of humour.
--------------------------------------...
An old couple in church, during the service she whispers
"I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?
He says "Put a battery in your bl*ody hearing aid"
--------------------------------------...
The Viking God Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend making love to a woman.
Monday morning he says to her
"I am Thor",
She replies "Your Thor I cant even pith".
--------------------------------------...
A woman asks her husband,
"How can I get bigger breasts?"
Her husband replies,
"Try rubbing toilet roll between them it seems to work on your ar*e"
--------------------------------------...
Answers: Please dont be too oversensitive or serious its only a bit of humour.
--------------------------------------...
An old couple in church, during the service she whispers
"I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?
He says "Put a battery in your bl*ody hearing aid"
--------------------------------------...
The Viking God Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend making love to a woman.
Monday morning he says to her
"I am Thor",
She replies "Your Thor I cant even pith".
--------------------------------------...
A woman asks her husband,
"How can I get bigger breasts?"
Her husband replies,
"Try rubbing toilet roll between them it seems to work on your ar*e"
--------------------------------------...
hahaha they are really funny!!!!!!!!!
you idiots the 2is "your sore i can't even piss"!
thanks they made me laugh!
lol to the first and third
but i dont get the second =]
hahaha i like 1 and 3 i just dont get 2 1 but i m sure its funny when u clarify it
those are to cute and funny..
funny
LOL..........