Blonde joke do you like?!
Question: a blonde needed a new tv so she went to an electronics store and went up to a shop person and said can i have that tv please the shop guy said no an the blonde is like why? and the guy says because your a blonde
so she goes out and and dyes her hair red and went into the same shop and asked they guy for the same tv and hes like no adn she said why? and he said because your a blonde
so she goes out and dyes her hair brown and and goes into the same shop and asked for the same tv and askes the same guy and again he said no so the blonde is like i have dyed my hair how do you know i was a blonde and the guys like because thats not a tv its a microwave
Answers: a blonde needed a new tv so she went to an electronics store and went up to a shop person and said can i have that tv please the shop guy said no an the blonde is like why? and the guy says because your a blonde
so she goes out and and dyes her hair red and went into the same shop and asked they guy for the same tv and hes like no adn she said why? and he said because your a blonde
so she goes out and dyes her hair brown and and goes into the same shop and asked for the same tv and askes the same guy and again he said no so the blonde is like i have dyed my hair how do you know i was a blonde and the guys like because thats not a tv its a microwave
Hey Tessa
I am sooooo blonde... and I luv blonde jokes...this one is as good as Ive heard....
go blondie oh yeah
eh, you wan2 know where the expression -Blondes have more fun! comes from---??
all the (blackheads etc dyeing their hair blonde) working at the brothels of olden days.
Not to mention all the influential/aristocrats and their wigs..
Just goes to show..It aint necess. the blondes that gave us the bad/ silly name.. but I still luv the jokes.
these blonde jokes never get old lol
ive heard it a gazillion times
I've heard that joke before. It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now.
yes i like it. even though i'd heard it before. some are just great no matter what.
No. I don't like blonde jokes.
I am blonde, and I'm am not an idiot.
Most of the stupid people i know are not blonde.
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?" "My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" he asks."Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my emergency flashers!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blonde jokes never get old =D hehehehehehehehehehehe=3
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is tat an insult???
this blonde got locked in the grocery store
nd starved to death
there was a blonde who got locked in a mattress store
nd slept on the floor
lmao i gots more
LOL...thanks for a good Laugh.
That is still funny to me. even though i have heard it far too many times.
and for all blonds out there i have to say it is just a joke. my sister and mother are both blond and they find blond jokes very funny. i myself am a dirty blond, though it looks more like it's brown. so there you go :p
its a good joke but all of the blonde jokes seem to end like that ?!?
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair coloured so she would look like a brunette.
after she had her hair dyed brown she decided to take a drive in the country.
she had been driving for a while, an she saw a farmer with his flock of sheep
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"she thought,
so she got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, the farmer walked up to her car and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
lt's funny.
:-)
heard it before.
Nice one ...lol
haha,it's great...and gah,i wish the blondes out there would be able to laugh at themselves for once. ope,i forgot,they're blondes...they wouldn't understand that concept ;]