Ok this one i recieved from my mate mark but is it funny or true?!
Question: There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine.
The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about.
Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.
The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaselinel.
When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said,
Don't you think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of your a*s by now?"
Answers: There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine.
The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about.
Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.
The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaselinel.
When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said,
Don't you think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of your a*s by now?"
you sneaky basket......
Iwas reading it out loud to my 14yr daughter...got to the pony tail....choked, coughed, spluttered, and darn near wet the floor......not a pretty sight.....I was not, no-how, no-way expecting that ending.......Thanks a bloooooody lot...
I see you are going to have to start posting medical / puffer warnings with your jokes too.
top joke. laughing all the way to the toilet and bak....
hahahahahahaha
thats good
*sniggering like a teenager* Thats funny dude!! x
it's ok but not one of your better ones !
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I like It
LOL.....Here is a star.
i read it twice and i still dont get it please explain
hee hee I like it!
classic. :)
not funny
hahahahahahaha.. sooooo so true.
Hi Chris,
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lmao
roflmao brilliant!
hahaha... very nice...
hahahahahahaha!! true!!
i aint buying vaseline again lol
Good one!!!