Subject: Copper wire?!


Question: After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in
the LA
Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of
200
year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already
had
an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, The " Benton Courier", a local newspaper in Arkansas
reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton
fields
near Lonoke, Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that
he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.'


Answers: After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in
the LA
Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of
200
year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already
had
an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier
than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, The " Benton Courier", a local newspaper in Arkansas
reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton
fields
near Lonoke, Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that
he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.'

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