Hysterical joke--this is one of my favorites...what about you?!


Question: A man takes his dad, age 76 and from the Old Country to Yankee Stadium one Sunday, thinking that he needed some urban culture thrown into his life for a day. The old man has never seen a baseball game before, but he's having a great time cheering and everything.

"Who'sa dis guy?" he asks his son.
"That's Johnny Damon, Pop." Damon grounds a base hit up the middle, and takes off for first base.
"Run-a Johnny, run!" the old man yells.

"OK, who'sa dat?" he asks again.
"That's Derek Jeter. He's the shortstop, and one of the best players in baseball." Jeter lines a shot off the wall, and runs down the baseline.
"Run-a Derek, run!" cheers the old man.

"Now who'sa dis?"
"That's Alex Rodriguez, Pop. Everyone calls him A-Rod." Rodriguez draws a walk, and starts to trot down to first.
"C'mon, A-Rod, run-a hard!" the old man yells again.
"He can't run, Pop. He got four balls."
The old man thinks for a second, and says, "Den walk-a proud, A-Rod, walk-a proud.


Answers: A man takes his dad, age 76 and from the Old Country to Yankee Stadium one Sunday, thinking that he needed some urban culture thrown into his life for a day. The old man has never seen a baseball game before, but he's having a great time cheering and everything.

"Who'sa dis guy?" he asks his son.
"That's Johnny Damon, Pop." Damon grounds a base hit up the middle, and takes off for first base.
"Run-a Johnny, run!" the old man yells.

"OK, who'sa dat?" he asks again.
"That's Derek Jeter. He's the shortstop, and one of the best players in baseball." Jeter lines a shot off the wall, and runs down the baseline.
"Run-a Derek, run!" cheers the old man.

"Now who'sa dis?"
"That's Alex Rodriguez, Pop. Everyone calls him A-Rod." Rodriguez draws a walk, and starts to trot down to first.
"C'mon, A-Rod, run-a hard!" the old man yells again.
"He can't run, Pop. He got four balls."
The old man thinks for a second, and says, "Den walk-a proud, A-Rod, walk-a proud.

Kind of funny. Ending surprised me.

Don't get it...

liked it.

haha

Pretty good.



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