Ok a old one for you girls ********* What it really means funny or true?!
Question: Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
So, just exactly what is a *********?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *********.......
SMILE.........
And say Thank You!
Answers: Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
So, just exactly what is a *********?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *********.......
SMILE.........
And say Thank You!
well thank you dearheart..
unfortunately, no-one ever calls me that (anymore)
once was usually more than enough.
I'll have to let them all know its okay after all..
i like it-very good
ha ha ha, I certainly will, might have to explain it to the person who calls me it though!! x
that was dumb to me
giggle. thanks for that chick :)
Yes, lets turn that word around!
thanks lol i might just do that ha ha
***** is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment :D
thats another one
Hahahaha ...very good...BTW nobody dare to call me that,......But...if in future..i will try to smile>LOL
lol worth a star indeed
Thats good lol.
oh, yay i get to say 'thank you' all the time now!!! haha :)
Funny and true
lol very clever
xxx
yay, i'm a *********.!! haha!!
why aren't you allowing contacts???
I'm smiling....probably cause i'm a *********