Do you like this another funny joke??!
Question: A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".
"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.
"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,
"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
ya can also add me to your contacts i post jokes everyday..i just need some audience..my previous account got deleted and i lost all my pals..... :-(
Answers: A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".
"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.
"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,
"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..
ya can also add me to your contacts i post jokes everyday..i just need some audience..my previous account got deleted and i lost all my pals..... :-(
haha thats great!!
lol! funny star!
I heard that joke before-- make sure your jokes are new and neverheard..so people will add u up..if they want to hear some new jokes..
heres a joke for you..(have u heard this one before?)
WARNING DEADLY VIRUS:
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus -Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard drive; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Scharzegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson VIrus-Only attacks minor files
gooooooood. I am liking that
hahahahahaha.........love it!!
you didn't lose me.