How would you respond if your one track minded boyfriend sent you this card??!
Question: Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown..not so has your @ss.
You're a honey, you're a cutie
Still I just wish you had J.Lo's booty.
Answers: Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown..not so has your @ss.
You're a honey, you're a cutie
Still I just wish you had J.Lo's booty.
"Gosh, you think you're really funny
So go and find another honey
So, since my butt is not that big
Hit the road, you sexist pig!"
i would laugh. i wouldnt get offended
I would be pissed and laughing at the same time
HAHA!! i'd laugh! unless he really had a problem wiht my a$$, then i'd be sad. but, i'm not like most girls. i can take a joke.
I'd be offended, but i'd laugh it off
hahaha i would probably just laugh
It all depends on you. If u like that kind of humor. I would have hit him on the head with a frying pan..
My friend's husband gave her a dustpan for their anniversary. This is better.
i would laugh and be like "you know u like my booty!"
Write him a poem........
So now that you are my old Ex,
You will not get any sex,
So long honey take a look at your d*ng,
It isn't really that very long,
My name for you, is just the trick,
I'm going to call you 'needle d*ck'!
that would be the last anyone will ever see of him.
well, he deserves an ultimatum
giggel i wud just smile and laugh :)