If you find this funny can i have a star [plz]?!
Question: An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
Answers: An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
lmao why 1 star when u desurve 100,00,00,00,00,00
stars
LMAO
omigosh i was laughin my head off lol
Lol!!!
geez god, give him a break pmsl
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haha L0lz
LMAO LOL HAHA LOVE IT
Hahaha thou shalt not take thy lords name in vain:)
funny but u is disrespecting god which ends up as X(
Good one!
sooo funny... star for you....
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great joke thanks
HA that was good
all of your jokes or riddles are really good
keep them coming
lol lol
ha made me smile
Funny! 100!
LMAO
ROFL.....oh stop!! That was funny....I just told it someone and they almost fell over!!
haha...thats fuuuunnyyy!
haha
good one! good one!
lmao!
Funny.
Very, very funny. Here is a star.