Farts With Lumps joke (not a very lady like one, but funny!)?!
Question: The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".
Answers: The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".
You don't have to be lady like to enjoy that one :D stars to you
hehe,
very funny!!!
lol thats funny
LOL Best Little Johnny joke I've heard! Thanks!
That was funny. Your right not lady like but funny
Funny! 100!
how old is the kid?
this is so sexist!ha,ha
little girl in class seen by teacher ,has a puddle underneath her,
teacher says why didnt you put your hand up and ask to go to the toilet...
girl replies i did but it trickled through my fingers
LOL..........
lol
Haha:P You got me laughing.
.......Not too lady-like or femine