I need a Riddle!?!
Question: give me a riddle! it can be funny, scary, interesting, common sense, anything. whoever gives me the best one that is not already on Y!Answers gets best answer
Answers: give me a riddle! it can be funny, scary, interesting, common sense, anything. whoever gives me the best one that is not already on Y!Answers gets best answer
Question- There was a man and he lives in a blue house.
Everything is blue. EVERYTHING! Were the stairs blue?
Answer- No, it was a one- story house.
Question- A dog is tied to a leash that is 15 feet long. And he wants to get to a bone 20 feet away. How does he?
Answer- The dog is tied to a leash. But, the leash isn’t tied to anything.
Question- A woman shoots her husband, puts him underwater for over 5 min. Then she hangs him. After that they go out for a fancy dinner. How is that possible?
Answer- She shoots a picture, develops it, and hangs it up to dry.
Question- Hi! Ma and Pa told me I'd better say that all the two letter words in this paragraph have something in common... or else! What is the common factor here?
Answer- HI= Hawaii, ID=Idaho, OR= Oregon, MA= Massachusetts, PA= Pennsylvania, EST.
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
good luck with that they've all been on full circle
if there is a riddle i know of that is not already on yahoo! answers, i'd post it on yahoo! answers
i have a pen that when i draw things with it on any surface it will come to life and act like i imagined it would.
I draw a stick figure and imagine it can carry a sword.
can it carry a sword?
well thats more of a philosophical question with no correct answers
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A River
which came first, the rooster or the egg...
what starts with "F" and ends with "uck"?
Fire Truck!!!
LOL its so old
whats black white and red all over? a newspaper!
Q: how many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
A: one. because after that you are subtracting from 20
Q: when can you add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the answer?
A: when you add 2 hours to 11 o clock and get 1 o clock
Q: A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
A: it happened in the day time
Q: what is it the more you take the more you leave behind?
A: foot steps
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""
The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed
herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches
us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."
um...everything is already on yahoo answers.
which is heavier? a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?