A guy........?!


Question: .........calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
‘If you catch me you can have me. Well, he’s out the door after her
like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but
no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with
him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone. ‘This is our most
rigorous program.’
‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years. The next
day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, your *** is mine.’

He lost 63 pounds that week


Answers: .........calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
‘If you catch me you can have me. Well, he’s out the door after her
like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but
no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with
him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone. ‘This is our most
rigorous program.’
‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years. The next
day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, your *** is mine.’

He lost 63 pounds that week

OMFG

that is one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard in my life.

no.

THE funniest joke I've ever heard.

I honestly fell out of my chair, into the floor!

have a star. If I could give two stars, I would.


<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

thats awesome consider it stolen

he's gay?

if im right thats pretty funny!

ha ha :)

OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAH thats so funny!!!

ROFL

hahaha..omg

OMG!!! I almost wore my drink!!! That was soooo funny!! Star for you

love it

wouldn't the joke be funnier if he was bi?

good job!
star for you..

hahaha

I must try that one out

omg... giggel that wa gud :)

That's absolute genius.



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