What question do doctors most dread hearing from a patient?!
Question: can you stay in the room with me for more than 20 seconds, and not take 45 minutes to 'be right back'?
want to cover a nurse's shift?
i havent washed my vagina in three months, can you make sure every thing's ok down there?
Answers: can you stay in the room with me for more than 20 seconds, and not take 45 minutes to 'be right back'?
want to cover a nurse's shift?
i havent washed my vagina in three months, can you make sure every thing's ok down there?
u wanna do me?
will you take a look at my butt hole.it hurts
Where you feel bad,sir or madam?
I wanna die?
the same question over and over again..
am i going to die?
or
how long do i have to live?
BE PATIENT
i don't have money
Am I pregnent?
will i be able to play the piano?
Seen your answer.good
Are you certified?
After having sex with the patient..the patient asks "Well, the reason I'm here doc. is b/c I think I might have a std. Will you test me?"
ouch.......................
my but herts in side can u put your hand in and find out