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Question: for christians,don't read this if you get offended easily.
this is what really happened at the last supper.
before that,jesus said to his apostles to find a rock and give it to him.judas is lazy,so he picked the smallest rock he could ever find,while the others even tried to bring boulders.
when they came back,He transformed the rocks to bread and said the "take this,all of you" blah,judas got hislittle share.
then after they ate,He said to them to bring another rock.this time,judas brought a big rock,the others were tired so they broth small pieces.then jesus said"throw the rock as far as you can,and the distance of the rock from here will be the land i give to you.so judas threw the rock which after he hit his foot with.
then jesus said to get 2rocks.this time judas was prepared.he carried 1 big rock and 1 small,and returned.then jesus said"those will be your balls so they would be as hard as your c0ck when you bang.thats why judas cant stand upright in davincis painting
Answers: for christians,don't read this if you get offended easily.
this is what really happened at the last supper.
before that,jesus said to his apostles to find a rock and give it to him.judas is lazy,so he picked the smallest rock he could ever find,while the others even tried to bring boulders.
when they came back,He transformed the rocks to bread and said the "take this,all of you" blah,judas got hislittle share.
then after they ate,He said to them to bring another rock.this time,judas brought a big rock,the others were tired so they broth small pieces.then jesus said"throw the rock as far as you can,and the distance of the rock from here will be the land i give to you.so judas threw the rock which after he hit his foot with.
then jesus said to get 2rocks.this time judas was prepared.he carried 1 big rock and 1 small,and returned.then jesus said"those will be your balls so they would be as hard as your c0ck when you bang.thats why judas cant stand upright in davincis painting
woo hoo this is soooooo funny , i love dirty jokes
i know its supposed to be funny, but i can't seem to laugh at it
either im tired or i may subconsciously be offended
by the way im not a christian im a buddhist