Pondering again?!
Question: Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
I asked my friend why there were so many dings on the driver's side of her Mercedes and she said the brakes must be bad on that side.
After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?
This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck.
I went out today and bought everything I've been wanting, because now that the elections are over, I know that the politicians are going to take care of the middle class.
The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything..
Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?
The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end
Answers: Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
I asked my friend why there were so many dings on the driver's side of her Mercedes and she said the brakes must be bad on that side.
After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?
This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck.
I went out today and bought everything I've been wanting, because now that the elections are over, I know that the politicians are going to take care of the middle class.
The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything..
Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?
The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end
Ha ha ha ha........
Funny...........
but........
most of them are true...
Thank you
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WHY IN OUR LAND STILL BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS AFTER 9/11?
WHY THE BEST AND SOPHISTICATED AMERICANS VOLUNTEER TO GO PLACES LIKE FALUDJA OR TEHRAN AND NOT TO WORK INSIDE?
I don't know why but it's funny when they say "If you have lost power please call this number and crews will get to you as soon as they can.
I don't know about the 11th chapter thing unless its bankrupcy.
I'd say she doesn't brake soon enough when she gets to an intersection. (First lane you cross is the lain going left to right which is right into the driver's side)
Probably, rich guys always have to lagh at one of there own.
We feel sorry if that person was in the ambulance behind us.
They say they are but do they?
I don't think so because when I graduated I found I knew absolutly nothing of inportance besides math and english.
I would know I've never been a woman.
No I would say it's: 10% of americans own 90% of the money.