Possible letter from vender?!


Question: We are aware that machine
has not been stocked in 60 days.
We are waiting for A weekend.
We are out of items that have expired.
We're busy, don't bother us about this.
We don't care.
We are aware that the price for everything
seems high at $5.00 but,
we have to make a living.
we use an algorithm 3*retail+your_age.
we charge others more.
we adjust it to allow for spoilage.
We are aware that
the sodas are warm
the milk is curdled
sandwiches are stale
gum is hard
candy bars are petrified
and assure you that that is
the way it is supposed to be, really.
We understand that
the bill changer can't,
coin return won't,
and product selection doesn't,
and believe that
you should relax, it all evens out.
learn to live with it.
bring in your own change next time.
be happy it gave you anything.
quit eating junk food


Answers: We are aware that machine
has not been stocked in 60 days.
We are waiting for A weekend.
We are out of items that have expired.
We're busy, don't bother us about this.
We don't care.
We are aware that the price for everything
seems high at $5.00 but,
we have to make a living.
we use an algorithm 3*retail+your_age.
we charge others more.
we adjust it to allow for spoilage.
We are aware that
the sodas are warm
the milk is curdled
sandwiches are stale
gum is hard
candy bars are petrified
and assure you that that is
the way it is supposed to be, really.
We understand that
the bill changer can't,
coin return won't,
and product selection doesn't,
and believe that
you should relax, it all evens out.
learn to live with it.
bring in your own change next time.
be happy it gave you anything.
quit eating junk food

Ha ha ha ha........
I think there's a hidden message here...somewhere.
Don't use coin machines...they don't care.
?????

lol!!!
luckily i've never used that vender

WHO BEAT UP VENDERS?
CAPS!



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