What do think of this *JOKE?!
Question: A man walked up to Santa`s farm house and knocks on the door. When Mrs Santa, Jeeto, opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, Jeeto screamed at him and told him to leave.
Later that evening, Jeeto told Santa of the incident. He said he`d stay home the following day just in case the man returned.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. Santa hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.
When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"
"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
Answers: A man walked up to Santa`s farm house and knocks on the door. When Mrs Santa, Jeeto, opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, Jeeto screamed at him and told him to leave.
Later that evening, Jeeto told Santa of the incident. He said he`d stay home the following day just in case the man returned.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. Santa hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.
When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"
"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
WOW its fantastic
wanna hear mine?
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?"
His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both."
Johnny asks, "Dad, is god black or white?'
His Dad says, "Both. God is both."
Ok, then Johnny asks, "Dad, is Michael Jackson God?"
Good one!
i took a while for me to get it but its funny lol
hahaha
funny i like it
It's funny!!
No jokes... sorry.
whats the worst thing about being a black jew?
u have to sit in the back of the oven!!!!! haha
I think this joke is so funny.
Hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have style. Most people that say a joke or riddle hear don't know what funny is. I have a joke, but I'm not sure if it's funny or not. I don't even think it's a joke. I think it's a riddle, I don't know. But I'm going to put it as a question so people can answer it.
lol
sorry i dont have any jokes