What is the worlds best Yo Mama Joke?!
Question: yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car, so vary funny, lol.
Answers: yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car, so vary funny, lol.
i love this one your mommas so stupid she married your daddy
yo mama's so fat she stepped on the scale and it said 'one at a time please'
I love
Yo mamas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo Mama's so fat her picture made a crack in the wall.
Yo Mama's so fat she saw a bus filled with white kids and yelled "Twinkie come back!"
your mama's so stuipd, she thought cheerio's where donut seeds.
Yo momma's so old she sat next to Jesus in third grade!
Lol, funny...
Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
yo mama so nasty, when she eat a cheese/ham burger, its like watching jurrassic park surround sound!!!
rooaaaaaaaaarr!
arrrg!!!!
What made me laugh the most is that my younger brother went through a phase when he answered almost every question any one asked him with:
'Ya mum!'
and then I asked him something and he said to me:
'ya mum!'....
think about it... lol
these are some i liked, can't make up my mind about e fave one haha.
yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent
yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mamas so fat when she hauls *** around the house she makes two trips
Knock, knock...
Who's there...
Yo momma...
Yo momma, what...
Yo momma don't buy me love...
Yo Mama's so big she plays pool with the planets.
I think the best joke to your mama is having you. She was suffering in painfull when you were borned and all the times and loves given to you.