Who's the best?men or women?(joke)?!
Question: WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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Answers: WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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Funny
haha the second one is funnyyyy!
that is some funny crap!lol
Haha! Star!* Women are better!
A deaf couple has a problem. After they turn the bedroom lights out, they don't have a way to communicate weather or not they want to make love. So while the lights are on, the wife proposes a system. She signs: if you are in the mood, grab my breast once. If you're not, grab my breast twice.
So the husband signs: Ok, and if you are in the mood, stroke my cock once. If you are not in the mood, stroke it about 150 times!
Very good I liked it!!!
Haha both are hilarious! :)
Lol i like both.
I like both too, hahaha!
But i think the 2nd one is way hilarious.. hahaha
those are great thanks