Reasons to allow drinking at work ?!


Question: It's an incentive to show up.

It reduces stress.

It leads to more honest communication.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

It encourages carpooling.

It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't realize it.

It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes conversations easier.

It promotes honesty.

It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.


Answers: It's an incentive to show up.

It reduces stress.

It leads to more honest communication.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

It encourages carpooling.

It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't realize it.

It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes conversations easier.

It promotes honesty.

It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

ha ha ha ha......
It's OK if you work in a brewery too.
Maybe even in a distillery.
Perhaps in a bar, lounge or pub.
Maybe.........
Go to work sober and leave snokkered.
Good job to have.
So there ya go...make yer career choice.
Ha ha ha ha
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Ewwwwwww.....I've been threatened with an egg.

thats so right whoa ! that was funny lol

Hilarious. Still love it.

great idea but rehab cost to much. I guess you could hold AA meetings in the conference room.

That is the best idea, Show this to your boss..

LOL

You can tell the boss not to f#ck with you today and he'd think the better of it!

You are so right!

WOW!

lol that's funny, will ask my boss to read this ;)

that was good

And that's why I carry my flask around!



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