Kinda Long, But Funny!!!?!
Question: ONE:
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken Mac Nuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six Mac Nuggets.
TWO:
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy!"
Answers: ONE:
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken Mac Nuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six Mac Nuggets.
TWO:
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy!"
this is very funny and original thank u
There all funny... especially number two lolz
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hahahah, oh my gosh yeah. and that's so true, people have no common sense!!!!
lol i like those
YOU're great!!! I like you!
is this all true?! haha lmao!
I like the very last quote thingy, so true.
1, 4 ,5 are really funny
Two and five are the funnest.
1 and 5 R my favorite...........ur so funny!
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