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Question: After a long night buying a foxy women drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the women asked Joe in for a nightcap...
One thing led to another ....After making love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Answers: After a long night buying a foxy women drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the women asked Joe in for a nightcap...
One thing led to another ....After making love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it...
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whahahahahaa.. omg that was good.. thanks.
haha. good one!
I would shat bricks if that happened to me.
my friends at work are going to die over that one. i'll definetely have to remember it.
Don't you hate when something like that happens!! great joke.
i really wish if i could give you more than one star.......
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ha ha ha ha good one.
That was pretty good,, sh^tin' alittle close to the house ,but a good one to say the least...
yahaaaaaa!!!!!!!! luv it....
hahahhahaha!! i loved it..
haha...nice..
haha thats great
HAHA good one,, heres one for u :)
A guys gf is turning 18 and is saying to him that she will give him sex because she old enough but, he has to meet her parents first.
He agrees and they arange to have dinner.
Before he arrive he goes to the pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. He tells the man EVERYTHING at the register that its his first time and if he has any tips?
The man at the counter tells him a few tricks then asks what pack of condoms do u want 1, 3,5, or family?
The boy thinks hes gonna be busy bieng his first time and buys a family pack.
Eventually he gets to his gf's house and straight away they go to dinner. He decides to open in prayer to make her parents seem like hes a good bf.
5 mns goes past of praying.
10 mins goes past,
30 mins goes past and the gf turns to him saying i didnt now you were this religous?
he turns to her and says, i didnt know ur dad works at a pharmacy?
Good or what?
brilliant joke thanks for sharing.
pretty cool!
getting better and better pmsl hahahahahah!!!!!
well, as long as she's a girl now, why does it matter? :)
hmm out of there
lol... u light up my day, man....
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!
excellent joke..lol
LOLx22 jillion that was funny!
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i think i've heard that one before, but LOL! *
lmao..xx
lol