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Question: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.

His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."


Answers: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.

His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

made me smile thanks

i like it, but again i must leave a omment Report It


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  • Yeah, it's cute. I giggled.

    I like it. Very good joke thanks. Have a star.

    You built me up for that. What a let down. It was just okay.
    Did make me chuckle, though.

    hahaha...i heard dat before and forgot about it,lol u brought me back to memory lane

    That is funny.

    good joke...loool

    Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You deserve a star for this lovely joke! Seems like the wife is gonna slice it off now!!!

    i laughed on the inside.

    hahahah hehehehehe =D =D

    it was ok..... 5/10

    Hahaha,,,,,I was expecting that something happened his thingy,,,,,,

    i don't get it

    it was ok

    amazing.lol

    Ha ha ha ha........
    That's sort of like the one where the guy got caught with his finger in the dishwasher.
    Good one...a star 4 U...
    ?????



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