Money!!!!!?!
Question: Verily I say unto ye.......
Money
It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So...
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??
Let me know if you need my address
Answers: Verily I say unto ye.......
Money
It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So...
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??
Let me know if you need my address
I'll send you my money you send me the ten points! No questions asked!!!
lol nice try
i will need you address, name, social security, telephone, and drivers license number. so i can sent it to you.
no. as my friend i do not wish for you to suffer
money is such an evil thing. in fact it is the root of all evil
i have gotton rid of all my properties. you should too
by the way im in the public library now. i should return to the streets to continue my dayjob as a homeless person
tricky tricky, you must have learned that from all those foreign emails wanting you to wire 40,000,000 to help their dying relative and your their only help.........lol.......star for you.
tsk tsk tsk
maybe i do that for u
nice try!
Clever! Hehehe