Why We Love Children!!!?!


Question: When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three-year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes honey, remember, Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied. "But what's growing in your butt?"

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear, I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."


Answers: When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three-year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes honey, remember, Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied. "But what's growing in your butt?"

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear, I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

Too Cute! Thanks for making my day!

haha this is why im not having kids

lol.......thanks for the laugh :)

looooooooooooooooooool good 1z

too cute....they say the darnest things!!

LOL!

so cute!

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So cute!

bless em aint kids sweet

lol

WOW! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Here's a star for you!!!

these are funny.lol

Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!

Funny! 100!



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