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Question: These are hilariious!!

STAR AND PASS THEM ON TO YOUR FRIENDS.


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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Answers: These are hilariious!!

STAR AND PASS THEM ON TO YOUR FRIENDS.


Sandy :O)

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

LOL thats funny and true.....LMAO

LOL that was funny! a star for you! could you read my joke please? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

some were interesting, one was repeated

those are funny!!

aha that is funny

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

~~ Rape is rape!

Can you cry under water?

~~ Yes! Of course you can cry under water!

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

~~ The person has to be considered a "Very Important Person!" (VIP)

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

~~ It's a penny for your thoughts...as soon as you say it out loud, you have the pay the extra penny!

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

~~ Nah! You enter Heaven as a Skeleton!

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

~~ Because making a round box involves a lot of wastage!!!

The #2 child said that she hopes we aren't stuck with what we are buried in because we don't get to pick them out.

interesting



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