A Man Who Knows His Math?!
Question: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger...."Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work; That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
Answers: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger...."Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work; That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
just you keep that in mind, or have a bar of chocolate handy that usually pacifies me.
awww i really like this joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
super awesome!!!
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lol, that's a good one :)
Haha, wow, dude, you know your math, did you major in statistics or something?!?(lol)
Anyway, What about the guys?!?
Keep up the great work! Here's a star!!
That is such a nice joke. I'm stealing it to call my own. Just kidding.. I think!
as the youngest of 5 girls ,that is freakin Hilarious. Plus the oldest has a permit to carry her gun. Sending it on to the girls.