Some people will believe anything won't they? (joke)?!
Question: A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."
"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."
Answers: A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."
"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."
lol too funny. i know a really good one! it goes like.........ah never mind. i'll get reported. e-mail me if you wanna hear it.
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LMAO!.. FUNNY!
Wow , XD
lol. thats the best one iv heard in a while
OMG!!! that is the best joke by far!!!!!!! i loved it ?
Hhahahahahahah.
That was soo funny. How stupid can you be? Man, that guy got owned.
Only, the joke is one the husband when actually it is the woman that should be upset the most.
Oh God that was good !
omg too funny the man is dumb
hahahahahah thats going to get told to every one of my friends tommorow. thanks buddy
brilliant very good thanks
Heck yes! I'm gonna tell my boyfriend that the bartender is a genie!
eeehhhh, Im a tad older than both of them put together. and I still believe in genies....can I play too??????
please?????
haha that's hilarious! I loved it!
lol, that is hilarious!
Oh naughty -- Telling people what they really want to hear!
haha that is so funny...and wrong!
That is a really good one
5/5 me thimnks
Funny! 100!
Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!
LOL! That's hilarious!