A medical miracle? (joke)?!
Question: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was j**king off and I shot the dog."
Answers: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was j**king off and I shot the dog."
at least he didn't shoot his eye out!
brilliant joke thanks
lol
funny
Now that a good one........have a star
thats freakin hillarious keep 'em coming
ohhh that pooor kid. what was the dog doing in there.
it must have beeeennn one explosive jurk, certeinly one hell never forget.
all i can ay is ouch!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMAO! Star for you!!!
LOL -- talk about trauma!
lol, very funny!
haha very funny!
Haha 5/5
Funny! 100!
Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!
EEW! But sort of funny i guess, not worth a star though.
LOL, he had an audience!