Ralph and Edna joke?!
Question: Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
> > while
> > they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly
> > jumped
> >
> > into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
> > there.
> > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
> > pulled
> > him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
> > act
> > she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as
> > she
> > now considered her to be mentally stable.
> > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
> > news
> > and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
> > were
> > able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
> > life
> > of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays
> > sound
> > mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
> > his
> > bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
> > dead.'
> >
> > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How
> > soon
> > can I go home?'
Answers: Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
> > while
> > they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly
> > jumped
> >
> > into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
> > there.
> > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
> > pulled
> > him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
> > act
> > she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as
> > she
> > now considered her to be mentally stable.
> > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
> > news
> > and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
> > were
> > able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
> > life
> > of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays
> > sound
> > mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
> > his
> > bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
> > dead.'
> >
> > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How
> > soon
> > can I go home?'
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