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Question: Ok, this guy was japaneese and didn't know english, so he went by a park and he heard a kid say "yes". He walked by another park and heard "Because he stole my lolipop". Then he kept walking and past by a store called "Forks and Knives! Forks And Knives!" Then he walked past a computer store and saw a sign that said " plug it in, plug it in!" Then, he walks by a church singing Hallaulah! So then a cop walked up to him and said:
(police): Did you kill this man?
(guy): Yes
(police): why?
(guy):because he stole my lolipop
(police): what did you kill him with?
(guy): forks and knives! Forks and Knives!
(police): you're going in the electric chair
(guy): Plug it in! Plug it in!
(police): get in the car.
(guy): Hallaulah!
I know, this is a really bad joke
Answers: Ok, this guy was japaneese and didn't know english, so he went by a park and he heard a kid say "yes". He walked by another park and heard "Because he stole my lolipop". Then he kept walking and past by a store called "Forks and Knives! Forks And Knives!" Then he walked past a computer store and saw a sign that said " plug it in, plug it in!" Then, he walks by a church singing Hallaulah! So then a cop walked up to him and said:
(police): Did you kill this man?
(guy): Yes
(police): why?
(guy):because he stole my lolipop
(police): what did you kill him with?
(guy): forks and knives! Forks and Knives!
(police): you're going in the electric chair
(guy): Plug it in! Plug it in!
(police): get in the car.
(guy): Hallaulah!
I know, this is a really bad joke
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