Blonde Joke.. funny or not?!
Question: A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it
is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know
five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
http://www.icanspeel.com
Answers: A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it
is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know
five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
http://www.icanspeel.com
Ruthless. I like it.
I heard that one before. Still funny though good job.
I think it's hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
thats a good one..lOL
Funny! 100!
Ha Ha that is funny i never heard this before and i thought i heard them all already thanks for posting!!!!!
LOL.
yes ive heard it before and im blonde lol i think its hilarious but thats just me haha. i would probably be one of those blondes that he would have to explain it five times too haha.
heard it a million times before
not funny every time i hear it
thats hella funny i've never heard that one before!!!
ha iv heard that before...
its pretty good.
this joke is funny !! hahahaha your great!
lmao
Is that your web site? I like it. I went on there and found even more funny jokes.