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Question: smart blonde
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"


Answers: smart blonde
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

lol,it made me giggle.
whats behind door #2?!?!?!?
A STAR!
good job!

lol

lol, ahahhaah

awsome awsome havent heard that one but i just copied/pasted that one to an email to a blond that works for us haha she loves blonde jokes......ha

OK now that was funny

i got a few.
what do you call a smart blonde? a golden retriver.

how does a blonde brain cell die? alone.

a blonde was sitting
on a plane next to this guy and the guy thought of a way to make some money. he asked her if she wanted to play a game, and she said no. he kept pestering her untill she said fine. he said "you ask me a question, and if i don't know the answer, i'll give you 10 dollars. then ill ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, then you give me a dollar. she said "ok, i go first. what has one eye, one leg, and one arm and can run down a hill?" he thought about it for a long time and finally gave up and gave her a ten dollar bill. he asked her "what was the answer?" she pulled out a dollar bill and gave it to him

LMFAO!

ha that made me smile

lol funny one :) !!!

what an asshole

lol thats cool

hahahahaahahahaahahahahaha, oh quit, please! My sides!! ROFLMAO...* 4 u!!! My blonde sister doesnt "get it" oh, I cant take it



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