Blonde Jokes hope you like! star if you like!?!
Question: A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop.
About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sports car."
"Did you try to stop him?" asked the soccer player.
"No," said the blonde. "I did better than that, I got the registration number of the car!"
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Did you hear about the blonde secretary who cut her fingers off so that she could write short hand?
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Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.
Answers: A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop.
About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sports car."
"Did you try to stop him?" asked the soccer player.
"No," said the blonde. "I did better than that, I got the registration number of the car!"
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Did you hear about the blonde secretary who cut her fingers off so that she could write short hand?
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Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.
lol, those are pretty funny.
LMAO
funny
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